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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Excellent Excess

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1. yodawg July 5th, 2011 at 4:08 pm

   How the fuck does Claire shave? Goddamn ain’t that a little too much to have your ass stitched for shaving.

2. tokaz July 5th, 2011 at 4:09 pm

   Well Claire, I bet daddies proud of you now!

3. tokaz July 5th, 2011 at 4:10 pm

   Daddy’s* shit!

4. Steeeever July 5th, 2011 at 4:29 pm

   STEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……………

5. kal July 5th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

   Nice steal from The Hangover, Joey. Almost word for word there.
   Douche.

6. BNortyBNoggin July 5th, 2011 at 8:37 pm

   @yodawg

   I suspect she uses her Daddy’s Groom-Mate Platinum, at his breathless behest.

7. ifitwerentformyhorse July 5th, 2011 at 10:32 pm

   1. I don’t think band-aids rip asses. There’s definitely a hole in that story.

   2. So Joey is saying he has herpes?

   3. Paternity tests are cheap.

8. afrosheen July 5th, 2011 at 10:58 pm

   Note to self: when shaving butthole, use something other than grandpa’s rusty WW2 GI Issue straight razor. Or wax.

9. Soup July 6th, 2011 at 12:05 am

   Deija’s view on English made me do a double take, but I suppose Dos is culpable too.

10. weirdlywiredwonder July 6th, 2011 at 3:32 am

    ‘she tlk shit cuz d other dude died smokin spice’

    erm what?

11. wandr July 6th, 2011 at 7:02 am

    I can make out the words, but not quite the meaning.
    It’s too late anyway, they have reproduced

12. Hawkbit July 6th, 2011 at 10:55 am

    At least Claire is prepared for all that anal, mows the lawn

13. enolareverof July 7th, 2011 at 3:12 am

    Ebonics-to-English translation:

    Dos: “My son is playing quite rough with a girl. It is unfortunate that he engages in that behavior at such an early age.”

    Deija: “I was unaware that you had a son. How old is the young master?”

    Dos: “He is eight months of age, but I need to ascertain whether he truly is my biological son. A great number of people are of the opinion that he is not, but his mother is not quite as sure. However, she often tell tall tales, as another gentleman with whom she had been intimate is deceased after having inhaled an ilicit substance.”

14. ScoobySnack July 13th, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    ^^^ I LOVE YOU FOR THIS COMMENT.
    You legend.

15. lek337 August 4th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    I really like how Claire never says anything about her not having anal.

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