Friday, January 20, 2012

Cool Story

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  1. Spooky, Shailen, I just did the exact same thing with that tired old bullshit you just regurgitated up there.
    Only, by ‘exact same thing’ I mean I googled the keywords “saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on my jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive”…and seriously, why the hell did I even fucking bother to go and do that?

    I need a drink.

  2. Even if it was original, it wasn’t funny the first time. Abhisheak had a point. What a cuntish thing to say. Only thing worse than a cunt is an unoriginal cunt. Ms…can’t believe you googled that shit.

  3. Well crustycuntlips, I’ve now googled it too (so add me to your list) to discover that this piece of limp sarcasm has been cut-and-pasted about 32,000 times. Well I never, and other expressions of wonderment.

  4. Only 32,000 times? If that’s the case, then I must have seen every occurrence.

  5. I used to find this tired, old, overused joke funny, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  6. I love the word cunt lips. I wish i’d thought of that.

  7. Paranoid Android72

    If you love cunt lips, what about fanny flaps? (it’s a British thing)

  8. Beef curtains.

  9. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Sunday roast.

  10. Good job i’m a Brit then huh? Fanny flaps…never been such a fan of the word fanny, it just doesn’t sound nice. I LOVE the word cunt tho, and vagina, and vagoo. Vagazzle is funny to. Stench trench and hairy axe wound are always good if a lass is annoying you. Split arse comes to mind as well. There’s a whole plethora to be honest.

  11. Flange is a personal fave of mine.

  12. Flange is a good one. Though it’s real similar to Falange, which apparently is a Spanish fascist party…so if you were to shout, “get your fluffy flange out”…people might think the racists got soft.

  13. no. if you were to shout that, i’d hope someone fucking stabs you.

  14. Lol

  15. I hope someone fucking stabs you.

  16. weak

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