I fucking love Keith just popping in to the conversation with a ‘hey, what’s up?’ as if they’re all just in a room in real life and he’s wandered in and noticed his mate.
that last one is just a headache. i’m known for the occasional misspelled word (sloppy fingers) but to spell that bad is just a slap in the face to every 2nd grade teacher.
Mathew, Mathew, Mathew. There needs to be an IQ test prior to procreating. Failing the section on “spelling” should be an automatic FAIL for the whole damn test.
I’ve never seen anyone spell daughter like he did up above.
“Doughtor”
Lol, the rest of the spelling is pretty horrible as well, but that just stood out to me.
I can imagine that Kendra’s “kid” is at least 13 to have pubes. And he’s asking his mom for a razor? He can’t just look in the cabinet? I reiterate the fact that I worry about our future generations. Ack!
How do you get yourself to actually put soap in your child’s mouth? I mean, we all get angry/feel provoked, but it does take more than a few seconds to find the soap, hold the child, force it to open its mouth and then pour soup into it? There are a lot of moments to go “oh, wait – isn’t this what they call torture?”.
Really torture? You have never seen “A Christmas Story” have you? Washing someones mouth out with soap for swearing has been around for a very long time.
My Mom stopped doing it after she made me use liquid soap and I started to blow bubbles to piss her off even more. Didn’t work she started laughing her ass off and said “Okay this isn’t going to work” and walked away.
So erica’s psycho mom broke her phone into peices and then put it together again for that post on facebook? I mean it says it’s from an iPhone… Unless it’s from her own cellphone in which case I ask: why the fuck does her mom have her fb password?
Peter is a humorless prude. It’s obvious that his sister is just giving him a compliment for his looks while making a bit of a salacious joke. Lighten up, dude.
Ben. =/
Erica’s mom hasn’t quite figured out the art of the segue yet.
I fucking love Keith just popping in to the conversation with a ‘hey, what’s up?’ as if they’re all just in a room in real life and he’s wandered in and noticed his mate.
MasterProp – Well we don’t know what she or someone else may have said prior to the Jesus comment. Looks like there are five hidden comments.
Looks like that mouth-washing didn’t do much for Eric.
Peter’s sister is a freak.
that last one is just a headache. i’m known for the occasional misspelled word (sloppy fingers) but to spell that bad is just a slap in the face to every 2nd grade teacher.
She’s not just buitfull, she’s gorjuz.
Razor: $3.00, Pants: $30.00, Pubes stuck in zipper: Priceless. Yes, that makes so much sense!
Peter’s sister is fat, probably.
The phrase ‘ordained elder’ is just plain creepy I think.
I’m only getting my parenting advice from Mathew.
Oh my god the last one was so fucking funny. HOW DO THAT MANY PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL. ALL MY RAGE.
lol
if Kendras kid is old enough to have pubes he should know better than ask for a razor… sounds kinda stupid to me
LOL, how’d you get the beans above the frank?
way to sell your kid out like that kendra…
and mathew seems to need to lay off the testosterone. doubt anyone wants to hurt your kid… well except zombie michael jackson.
Wendy is on to something. If my brother had a body like that, I’d pimp him out, too.
Wendy, ask him if he does private parties, and get back to me.
Poor Wendy, imagine being related to something with a body like that. *Must. Resist. Incest.*
is i just me or the pictures in the last post look like 2 different girls? yet he speaks as though they are one?
Mathew, Mathew, Mathew. There needs to be an IQ test prior to procreating. Failing the section on “spelling” should be an automatic FAIL for the whole damn test.
Answer the question Peter!
I wonder what Erica did with her mouth that got her grounded, phone smashed & computer confiscated.
I’ve never seen anyone spell daughter like he did up above.
“Doughtor”
Lol, the rest of the spelling is pretty horrible as well, but that just stood out to me.
And that Peter has a nice body 0.o
drkmage, kids grow up. The first pic is her a bit older, I’m guessing, but we’re dealing with morons here, so who can tell?
Wendy, I’m waiting.
I can imagine that Kendra’s “kid” is at least 13 to have pubes. And he’s asking his mom for a razor? He can’t just look in the cabinet? I reiterate the fact that I worry about our future generations. Ack!
How do you get yourself to actually put soap in your child’s mouth? I mean, we all get angry/feel provoked, but it does take more than a few seconds to find the soap, hold the child, force it to open its mouth and then pour soup into it? There are a lot of moments to go “oh, wait – isn’t this what they call torture?”.
In other news: can Peter come out and play?
Wendy, wrong on so many levels.
And the last one I actually had to decode. I counted 9 spelling mistakes in it. That’s really just taking the piss now.
@CK
My mother used to clean my brother’s mouth out with soap for swearing. It was the only thing that worked.
On an unrelated note, Andrea’s dad gets to join all the other creepy dads spotted on Lamebook. Lucky him!
@CK
Really torture? You have never seen “A Christmas Story” have you? Washing someones mouth out with soap for swearing has been around for a very long time.
My Mom stopped doing it after she made me use liquid soap and I started to blow bubbles to piss her off even more. Didn’t work she started laughing her ass off and said “Okay this isn’t going to work” and walked away.
#4 – Life must be hard, growing up named after two Peter Pan characters.
good catch plumpiano. i missed that one.
Would love to know Peter’s surname, so I can find him on facebook – that is one fine body!
(oh I’m not a stalker…..)
Matthew’s one reads like lines from The Room. Tommy Wiseau, is that you?
Peter…I’d do you.
Good call, kolosomo.
So erica’s psycho mom broke her phone into peices and then put it together again for that post on facebook? I mean it says it’s from an iPhone… Unless it’s from her own cellphone in which case I ask: why the fuck does her mom have her fb password?
Oops pieces before all of lamebook explodes over a spelling error lol :p
My parents did exactly like the Erica post, when I got grounded a few months ago, minus the ordained minister thing. Oh goodness.
-God’s investment (his son!) in you, was SO great, he could NEVER abandon you!-
Peter is a humorless prude. It’s obvious that his sister is just giving him a compliment for his looks while making a bit of a salacious joke. Lighten up, dude.
But Peter… ARE you available for bachelorette parties? 🙂
Did he really need to say “sis” at the end of it? hmmmmm
“My parents did exactly like the Erica post, when I got grounded a few months ago, minus the ordained minister thing. Oh goodness.
-God’s investment (his son!) in you, was SO great, he could NEVER abandon you!-”
Are you the minister then???
Wow Mathew quickly jumped into the super protective parent role with no warning.
I find ones where dad’s comment on their daughters like that to be incredibly creepy…
Wow.. the Erica one? Totally know her. And i commented on it after it was put up here.. thats so weird. lol. xD.
HI ERICA! Can you see this?! lol.
I can see this Pammmm! XD
Why is mine on here, lol.
I want to know who posted this really bad XD
Haha so do i girl!
Oh dear god the grammar in the last post hurts my head. Buitfull doughtor?