Wednesday, April 18, 2012

I Can See the Resemblance

previous post: Never Gets Old



  1. I’m just impressed that someone said goodbye and actually left without coming back at every comment. That doesn’t happen around here often enough.

  2. Did you know that ‘pulling a fakey’ is a wrestling move?

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    That girl is fat.

  4. curlybap, I was hugely disappointed. Nothing better than a double flounce.

  5. jesuschristanlsuperstar

    Too bad this shit is fake.

  6. Holy Moly!! Justin Bieber has a twin… Hold on, I must put my glasses on to see this with more clarity… What the holy mother of Jeebus!!!! She needs to be rushed to the nearest Optometrist IMMEDIATELY!!

    And the trolling has become quite a turn off for me on this site… :/

  7. Get a grip, fatty.

  8. Wtf.. At least dnt inslt tht litle singr….

  9. @58 Do you realize had you left the ‘i’ out of ‘litle’ you would have had all 5 vowels missing–one from each word–5 words in a row. You were so close, dude. When people ask me if I love all the vowels, I reply; Sometimes, why?

  10. #56.cptnobvious.
    i’m glad the trolling has become a turn-off for you.
    it seems only fair because your over-enthusiastic use of punctuation is a massive turn-off for me.
    not only because it makes you look like one the most obnoxious of nature’s creatures – the teenage girl (shudder), but also because the bullshit you write isn’t worth punctuating.

  11. MsAnne,

    Do you not know what a capital letter is? Shall I teach you? I doubt that you’ve ever been a turn on to anyone. It must be such a sad and lonely life that you live. You have my sympathy dear.

  12. i get all the fresh air and sunshine i need.
    i don’t see why your lame attempt at, what was that?…some sort of ‘ironic condescension’? really warrants such a high smear of self-important smugness.
    and yet you think that having to put up with droll self-important twats such as yourself would be somehow be better than ‘lonely’?

  13. hehe look at the difference between 56 and 61. one is a teenage girl with twitchy punctuation finger and the other is a letter to the grammar teacher. see msanne you think it’s healthy sport but these kids are dramatically altering their lives based solely on your opinions of them. cptn even used the word ‘shall’ in 61 which also means “my IQ is a really big number” I think im beginning to understand why you don’t like the trolling cptn.

  14. MsAnne makes me hard cptn, even more than your stupid fucking name that you’ve apparently copied from CapnJaques. Embarassing.

  15. Crusty,

    I was around long before CapnJaques. Words can make you hard all day, I highly doubt that her appearance would have the same effect.

    Also, my comment in #56 was merely an impersonation of a dumb twit that wants to bump uglies with lip syncing 12 year old girls, such as Justin Bieber.


    I can see why you are a Ms. and not a Mrs. That is all.

  16. ^ Buuuuurn at the single, bitter, ugly bitch!

  17. that’s a burn? are you 12?

    are you upset?

  18. oh my.
    not in kansas anymore, dorothy?

  19. Yes, that’s a burn. Say it with me. B-U-R-N.
    That AA meeting must have given your drunk mind back a few brain cells! I’m so proud that you can comprehend what other say now <3

  20. it really wasn’t a very good burn though.

  21. Not every burn has to be vulgar and calling someone names, like your pathetic humor. Now, Annabelle, jokes don’t ALWAYS need cuss words. I know in your drunk world they do… but in the real world, no, not so much. Do you understand? Should I wait until you sober up to tell you again?

  22. Sydni,

    I must say, I like you. End of story.


    Did I hurt your feelings? You normally have so much more to say. Why so serious?

  23. you wish.
    you’re not clever enough to hurt my feelings.

    oh, and syndi? do you not like terrible, rude (gasp!)cuss words?

    that’s awful, you gaping, shit-filled, whore cunt.
    awful. i feel bad for your tedious self.

  24. How is it possible that you have neither Shift key nor the Caps Lock key on your keyboard?

  25. she was so desperate for a smoke one night that she smoked the hash key on her keyboard. then all the symbols followed, eventually even the capslock and the shift key. now all that’s left are a few letters, and little mounds of burnt plastic all over her desk.
    i’m hugely mindful of what an enormous hypocrite i’m being right now. it’s quite fun though!

  26. gee. thankfully slug came along to inject his brand of soul-sucking humorlessness into this shitty thread.

    i reckon that should totally fucking kill it.

  27. oh wow msanne. you got so focussed on me you forgot all about capn and sydni!! i reckon that makes me pretty fucking special.
    i can make msanne forget about everyone else, and just focus on me.
    i think she has a crush on me. aww.
    i’ll tell you the same thing i told evilcow msanne – i won’t even consider it unless you make me a really good mix-tape.

  28. Run before she sucks you into her hairy, drunk, smoke filled vagina. I’m sure you’d fit in there.

  29. you are obsessed with sex, syndilou.
    are you still crawling in men, dear?
    maybe that’s your problem.

  30. Why do you want me crawling in men so much?

  31. because it’s who you are, dear.
    you know, because your winning personality has them crawling all over you, right?
    it’s how you know that you have value. even as a mere woman.

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