Thursday, October 8, 2009

Iron and Whine


previous post: Psych Blows



  1. It is shopped …… Her stretch marks have been edited out..

    Not only is she/he (God only knows) Stupid as hell.. She/He is also worried about showing off her/his stretch marks.

  2. What you call shopped stretch marks, I call poor photo quality color contours. Just sayin’. Regardless, how do people like this survive on a daily basis?

  3. the whole photoshop vs stretch marks is ridiculous you would have to be on something to think they look like stretchmarks. apart from that how idiotic do you have to be to iron yourself like that … ON PURPOSE?

  4. Technically, it isn’t a tattoo, it is a brand.

  5. Do people really need to be told not to iron themselves? Okay internet, here’s some more advice:

    1: Don’t stick your head in a fire.
    2: Don’t chew razor blades.
    3: Don’t punch windows.
    4: A shark is not a urinal.
    5: Don’t stick poison up your butt.
    6: Don’t park your car in a lake.
    7: Don’t suck on a vacuum cleaner.
    8: A lion is not a loving oral sex partner.
    9: Don’t lick live electric sockets.
    10: Take your clothes off before you put the in the washing machine….

    Really, the list of obvious safety advice is pretty much inexhaustable.

    28694: Don’t bathe in concentrated acid.

  6. Okay so its obvious that shes put slight effects on this pic to enhance her iron ‘burns’ or whatever, but if you look to the right of the heart, does it look like shes tried airbrushing that area? Possibly because of stretchmarks since you all have been talking about them.

  7. I very much appreciate the title of this post. Funniest one yet, by far!!

  8. Silly girl, irons are burny hot while on! You need to wait until they’re cool to iron the clothing your wearing!

  9. My type of woman!! I’m sporting some serious wood right now… white, dumb as a sack full of asparagus, fake tits, and likes to mutilate herself for negative attention!

    A+ to the uploader you sexyy stud you 🙂


  10. If those tits are fake she got ripped off.

  11. Whaoh, just a minute… hang on….

    So Duncan, you are saying DON’T chew razor blades? Just want to be sure.

  12. Do we really require “living” proof of an iron burning someone WHILE they are wearing the article of clothing they are ironing? Really….living proof…..

  13. The unfortunate part of that is the word ‘living’

  14. I bet it’s a birth mark.

  15. @Ernie (#5) “why would you start at that point?”??!! are you being serious? WHY WOULD YOU START AT ANY DAMN POINT?! you wouldn’t you’d take the damn thing off… I thought this girl was the be all and end all of stupidity… however you have proved me wrong.. YOU are the be all and end all… FREAK.

  16. and to everyone commenting on the lines and her hand… its just the image… seriously ppl

  17. Looks like a heart to me!

  18. I wanna give her a mouth baby

  19. She’s lucky the phone wasnt ringing, she probably would have burnt her ear when trying to answer the iron 🙂

  20. OH…MY….GOD!!! no no no no…this is too stupid for just my god…..OH EVERYBODY’S GODS!!!!!!! how has someone this stupid survived this long????

  21. I imagine she would be the sort who would flip a frying egg in the pan by sliding her fingers under the egg, just to save time

    it just coincidentially looks like a heart?

  23. I’m pretty sure I can’t stand another Rick Roll’d comment.


  25. You have to be a complete IDIOT to not think you’d get burned…

  26. If I were that stupid that I would iron a shirt whilst wearing it, I’d be too embarassed to post about it on facebook. Let alone have a facebook; I’d be embarassed to show my face.

  27. Even though she must be retarded, she has an awesome burn.

  28. vanemo…that was lame…apparently just like you

  29. Before I read her caption, I thought it was a cliche heart tattoo *shrug*

  30. doos soos pap en vleis @ jax

    i think it looks good the heart shape at least it’s free, and she seems to be proud of it so if it scares she ehould be happy with it

  31. wow. you are….an idiot.

  32. C. Proseedcake KSC

    The burn might hurt, its origin might be dumb, but whatever else happens that is an awesome scar.

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