Tuesday, December 1, 2009

It Just Gets Batter and Batter


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  1. “bra” = lame.

    Heh poor guy.. hope her parents don’t press charges or something. I mean it isn’t his fault if she lied.

  2. Thought I may as well post my two cents here. Usually browse the site and laugh not only at the dumbasses posted on here, but the comments amuse me too.
    Reason for my post is that as much as it shames me, this may be South African guys. ‘Brah’ or ‘bru’ is used by douchebags for bro (sensible madness was spot on!) Bird for penis is possibly correct : some douchebags hold their balls up against their penis and say it is a bird resting on eggs. I swear. Must be a South African thing. Another clue is the reference to ‘grad’ or grade – grades are used in South African schooling. Never heard of skeezers before, or the act of dipping a penis in Listerine?!? The fact that this 23 year old writes like a 5 year old retard scares the hell out of me. If he is South African, I promise retards like this are in the minority!!!

  3. @Niknak, he’s white then?

  4. @ mittens
    You are so very right! This guy only acted like he didn’t know. He just didn’t care to acknowledge, as long as he was getting laid.
    I think the real issue is that her ex is obviously better in the sack.

  5. Rules for dating underage chicks

    1. Pretend that you don’t have a clue, but keep it quiet… just in case.

    2. You’re dating them because you suck in bed, so don’t act like you’re God’s gift… or DO ’cause they won’t know the difference (present case excluded).

    3. Give your bird a dip after each encounter, just in case she’s been to Thailand.

    4. Skeezers are SOOOOO last year.

    5. By all means, be hurt and insulted when it turns out that she’s not THE ONE, ’cause that’s why you were dating her, right? I mean you knew it was true love, right?

  6. This guy is not only a total douchebag, but obviously a momma’s boy as well. I don’t know which one is worse.

  7. @The Mapper, 16 is legal in some countries, don’t assume everyone lives in a shit-house country like you.

  8. insert clever name here

    @Finn – Yeah, coz any country that says adults shouldn’t fuck teenagers is a shit-house country.

  9. 16 is legal in Alabama.

  10. @kookywhitegirl — Yes, it is. But my home state isn’t alone. 16 is the age of consent in the majority of the United States, as well as in Canada.

  11. I thought learning how to fuck was the whole POINT of being a teenager.

  12. @Anitalaff: I believe that sarcastic, but that comment has made the most sense so far!!! FTW (minus the adult scenario).


  14. @49 TPB is the best fucking show ever.

  15. @Niknak, we use grades in America too. And there are guys who say “bra.” So I don’t think those things make him a South African.

  16. I’m in Newfoundland and grew up using the term bird for penis. I don’t know where or how it came about. I have heard a few of the older people call it “dicky bird” so it might have came from that. I always figured we got that from Britain as we use a lot of the same terminology and slang. We also use grades here, but I haven’t heard of anyone using “bra”…then again I have been out of the loop for some time, lol.

  17. @newfiechic, both of my parents are from Newfoundland 🙂 we all now live in Alberta but all our relatives still live in the east. When I went to visit my cousins in Nova Scotia, I was informed that they used “bird” when saying a girls part (weird how it’s the opposite huh?).. and that was the first time I ever heard of that, I thought it was so weird. It must be a thing in the east to call genitals birds haha.

  18. He may know simple Math, but by christ he needs some help with his English.

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